Daily Writing Prompt

You go to the fridge to get yourself a nice healthy snack. When you pull the door open and the light pops on inside the fridge, you see a very obnoxious head of cabbage sticking its tongue out at you (how rude)! What do you do?  Write for 10 to 15 minutes about what you would do or say if you had a cabbage sticking its tongue out at you like this.